Happy Birthday, Mum!
Posted by pipes on Jul 11, 2007 in Stream of Consciousness |
A very happy birthday wish goes out from me today for the long-suffering 
pipes_mum
Still fabulous, feisty and far more tattooed than your offspring at 64.
Only one year left to retirement, you lucky goose!!!
There will be fresh cake for you tonight, with delicious icing. There could be flowers also.
And eventually, in a few months, a luxurious hand-knotted rug to be mailed to you from Turkey.
Love always,
Your favourite daughter, Pipes
Your mum has tattoos? ….curiosity provokes me: where?
Ahem. She has one tattoo (I have none), which she acquired just a few years ago, I believe on the occasion of her 60th birthday, at a very reputable parlour in nearby “Steeltown” aka Hamilton.
Its location is, I believe, easily alluded to by saying that a slang term for describing the image itself will also describe its whereabouts on her body.
To see the tattoo, go to her profile, then click on “see all userpics”.
http://pipes-mum.livejournal.com/profile
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Never read your mum’s profile, before. Is hilarious. Also, did she make Monty into a hat?
-b
What did you make for dinner?