Note: take my advice on marketing, but not on actual cooking. I’m pure voyeur in the kitchen; like to watch but am tit useless at food creation.

I see you became an associate – good for you! – but also see that you added a Twitter link without actually signing up the show for a Twitter account, tsk! Perhaps you are tweeting, but if so you haven’t advertised it on your Subscribe page nor have you posted it to your Facebook group, double tsk. Also note that you changed your Google ad so now it’s not telling me I’m fat, but is rather annoyingly positioned, floating over video. If these are my choices, I think I’d rather the big ad at the end than floaty link, pls.

I enjoyed watching Alex, ahem, “scientifically” drink tea and play video games. For excruciatingly lengthy cut-scenes/enraging game play I submit the intro to Okami (good game, but criminally long opening), and of course, the worst game I have ever played, bar none, Jurassic Park III: the DNA Factor, which was made all the more disappointing by the fact that as a general rule, anything with dinosaurs is awesome.

Will keep an eye out for Top Gear. Please include a warning to young & sensitive viewers like myself before the video if there is, as the teaser suggests, any unfortunate incidents involving the blowtorch and your genitalia. Ouch.

Thanks again.

(You’ll like the episode after next – it’s a tremendously Top Gearey episode, where we pit blowtorches against each other in a fight to the death… Sort of. You’re right on the money with the analysis of where we’ve succeeded and failed on the Top Gear comparison.)