{"id":1012,"date":"2005-08-22T15:10:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-22T19:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1012"},"modified":"2005-08-22T15:10:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-22T19:10:00","slug":"freakin-undergrads-damn-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1012","title":{"rendered":"Freakin&#8217; Undergrads! Damn kids!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aaaarrrggghhh!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>What could possibly be more frustrating than trying desperately to access your Academic History on the U of T online repository of student information during the week when eleventy billion undergrads are all hemming and hawing about whether or not to take Intro. to Psych or Calculus WHILE USING EVERY LAST MEGABYTE OF PRECIOUS BANDWIDTH?!?!<\/p>\n<p>Those bastards. I appreciate their rabid desire to hit refresh every 8 seconds in order to try again and again lemming-like, fruitlessly, to register for their classes. But come on children. Give the old people a chance. Let us geezers in the Masters program log on for just one minute so that we can see whether or not our Professor has finally graded our paper and given us the key to convocation, hmm?<\/p>\n<p>I hate weasely, academic little 17-year-olds SO MUCH right now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aaaarrrggghhh!!!!! What could possibly be more frustrating than trying desperately to access your Academic History on the U of T online repository of student information during the week when eleventy billion undergrads are all hemming and hawing about whether or not to take Intro. to Psych or Calculus WHILE USING EVERY LAST MEGABYTE OF PRECIOUS <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1012\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1012","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1012"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1012"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1012\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}