{"id":1079,"date":"2005-11-14T20:25:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-15T00:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1079"},"modified":"2005-11-14T20:25:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-15T00:25:00","slug":"lower-body-alopecia-check","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1079","title":{"rendered":"Lower Body Alopecia = check!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=4>We have an all clear on unwanted body hair.<br \/>\nRepeat, all clear on hair beneath the navel.<br \/>\nYou may resume your duties as normal.<\/font><br \/>\nCLOSE APPROXIMATION OF MY LEGS BEFORE WAXING<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kidzworld.com\/img\/upload\/poll\/f1004470387125.jpg\"><br \/>\nMY ACTUAL LEG(S) AFTER WAXING<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/pics.livejournal.com\/pipesdreams\/pic\/0002prpt\/s320x320\"><br \/>\nPLUS, MY BEST PEDICURE EVER<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/pics.livejournal.com\/pipesdreams\/pic\/0002qe6w\/s320x320\"><\/p>\n<p>In possibly unrelated news: Gwen Stefani has proven herself once again to be my Secret Sister, by producing her &#8220;Luxurious&#8221; music video, which features A HALL FULL OF PINATAS. I love pinatas. Other shared interests between Gwen and I include: pirates, Harajuku girls, sparkly things, cheerleaders, knee-length socks and Donald J. Pliner shoes. We are spiritually as one.<\/p>\n<p>And, Justin made me tea. <\/p>\n<p>And, I just spent two hours <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thirdcoastrs.com\/rubber_jello.htm\">looking at rubber stamps<\/a> depicting mermaids, art nouveau figures, stone carvings, skeletons and beast-humans on the Internet, instead of doing the background research on the 10-tab, 300 page seniors binder I need to read through to write my remarks properly tomorrow. I&#8217;m kind of slightly hating on myself right now for the powerful need to procrastinate that I so hoped I had left behind me with the conclusion of school. Will probably be up reading all night. Pray for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We have an all clear on unwanted body hair. Repeat, all clear on hair beneath the navel. You may resume your duties as normal. CLOSE APPROXIMATION OF MY LEGS BEFORE WAXING MY ACTUAL LEG(S) AFTER WAXING PLUS, MY BEST PEDICURE EVER In possibly unrelated news: Gwen Stefani has proven herself once again to be my <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1079\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1079","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1079"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1079"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1079\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1079"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1079"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1079"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}