{"id":1081,"date":"2005-11-16T08:37:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-16T12:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1081"},"modified":"2005-11-16T08:37:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-16T12:37:00","slug":"wet-angry-walking-in-rain-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1081","title":{"rendered":"Wet, Angry Walking-in-Rain Haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fuck you, umbrellas<br \/>\nYour pointy tips threaten me:<br \/>\nRain is far better<\/p>\n<p>Long, metal fingers<br \/>\nClawing beneath black nylon<br \/>\nHungry for eyeballs<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s only water!<br \/>\nWhat are you, melting witches?<br \/>\nSuck it up, sissies<\/p>\n<p>Precipitation<br \/>\nMakes city dwellers panic,<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh no, not my suede!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ratical.org\/ratville\/JFK\/images\/TUM1.gif\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fuck you, umbrellas Your pointy tips threaten me: Rain is far better Long, metal fingers Clawing beneath black nylon Hungry for eyeballs It&#8217;s only water! What are you, melting witches? Suck it up, sissies Precipitation Makes city dwellers panic, &#8220;Oh no, not my suede!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1081","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1081"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1081"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1081\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}