{"id":1088,"date":"2005-11-25T15:59:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-25T19:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1088"},"modified":"2005-11-25T15:59:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-25T19:59:00","slug":"cat-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1088","title":{"rendered":"Cat Haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some haiku (found on the web, not by me) to brighten <lj user=\"pipes_mum\">&#8216;s day.<\/p>\n<p>Grace personified,<br \/>\nI leap into the window.<br \/>\nI meant to do that.<\/p>\n<p>Want to trim my claws?<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t even think about it!<br \/>\nMy cries will wake the dead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some haiku (found on the web, not by me) to brighten &#8216;s day. Grace personified, I leap into the window. I meant to do that. Want to trim my claws? Don&#8217;t even think about it! My cries will wake the dead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1088","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1088"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1088"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1088\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1088"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1088"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1088"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}