{"id":1187,"date":"2003-08-23T12:41:49","date_gmt":"2003-08-23T16:41:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/?p=1187"},"modified":"2009-05-24T13:01:28","modified_gmt":"2009-05-24T17:01:28","slug":"mb-scripts-my-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1187","title":{"rendered":"M@B Scripts My Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My whole day so far feels like it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s been scripted by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mattbcomic.com\/\">Matthew Blackett<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Some examples:<\/p>\n<p>I was in the kitchen with the window open. Below, a red convertible was playing classical music really loud. I yelled down, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Ralph Vaughan-Williams! Nice!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d The driver gave me a thumbs-up.<\/p>\n<p>My roommate left to go to the gym. One minute later, she ran back upstairs, screaming. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s an alien corpse on our doorstep!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d It was a squirrel fetus.<\/p>\n<p>I wore a pink shirt today. A rollerblader passing me said, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Hey! Molly Ringwald!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d When he failed to get my attention, he tried again. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Hot, punk styling Molly Ringwald?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>I went to buy red lace to sew onto my Evil Dead t-shirt. The salesgirl came over to offer her opinion. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153This one looks more \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcblood and bordellos\u00e2\u20ac\u2122.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Has she even seen the movie?<\/p>\n<p>Take two of the comicon today, with my friend Jamie if he calls me back. Then a birthday party tonight, if my friends call me back. Maybe my phone is broken.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My whole day so far feels like it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s been scripted by Matthew Blackett. Some examples: I was in the kitchen with the window open. Below, a red convertible was playing classical music really loud. I yelled down, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Ralph Vaughan-Williams! Nice!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d The driver gave me a thumbs-up. My roommate left to go to the gym. One <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1187\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[678,311,671,26,682,674,679,680,675,676,681,677],"class_list":["post-1187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wishful-thinking","tag-alien-corpse","tag-birthday","tag-comicon","tag-evil-dead","tag-jamie","tag-matthew-blackett","tag-molly-ringwald","tag-punk","tag-ralph-vaughan-williams","tag-red-convertible","tag-red-lace","tag-squirrel-fetus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1187"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1188,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187\/revisions\/1188"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}