{"id":1189,"date":"2003-08-25T23:29:40","date_gmt":"2003-08-26T03:29:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/?p=1189"},"modified":"2009-05-24T13:05:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-24T17:05:00","slug":"hail-the-new-roommate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1189","title":{"rendered":"Hail the New Roommate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hail the new roommate! Bow before Edward, for indeed he is mighty and tall as the oak tree. Alas, our bathroom and kitchen facilities are tiny and cramped. I wish the apartment was more worthy of his commanding presence.<\/p>\n<p>So begins the slow process of acclimatizing yet another West Coast Man to the joys and perils of my city. As long as there is less projectile vomiting than last time, I&#8217;ll be happy. Since he disembarked, we&#8217;ve explored the apartment and north as far as Real Thailand on Bloor. There was the drawing of maps during dinner, and some tentative plans made for shopping and walkabouts after I get off work tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>Nothing brings a smile to my face faster than the memory of holding Ed&#8217;s hand to help him jaywalk across Bloor Street tonight. It has been so long since I bothered expending the energy to be afraid of traffic, I&#8217;ve forgotten how sweet and innocent that fear looks. Especially on someone over six and a half feet tall.<\/p>\n<p>I feel badly about his homesickness, though. If I could bring him some mountains to look at, I would. I have enormous respect for people who pull up their roots and relocate, even if only for a year or so. Both of my parents managed it when they came to Canada, so I&#8217;m sure I have it in me to do so, but the wrenching feeling of leaving home, friends and familiarity behind seems like it would take incredible strength of character.<\/p>\n<p>Props to Edward. I&#8217;m terribly excited to have him here. He cooks like an angel, speaks with a deep rolling purr, makes me feel delicate as an egg, and will be an excellent new yoga partner. Plus, it&#8217;s always good to have another book fanatic around the house. Joy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hail the new roommate! Bow before Edward, for indeed he is mighty and tall as the oak tree. Alas, our bathroom and kitchen facilities are tiny and cramped. I wish the apartment was more worthy of his commanding presence. So begins the slow process of acclimatizing yet another West Coast Man to the joys and <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1189\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[375,688,30,686,685,687,683,684,57],"class_list":["post-1189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wishful-thinking","tag-books","tag-cooking","tag-edwud","tag-homesickness","tag-jaywalking","tag-mountains","tag-new-roommate","tag-west-coast","tag-yoga"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1189"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1189"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1189\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1190,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1189\/revisions\/1190"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}