{"id":1200,"date":"2006-01-20T10:43:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-20T14:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1200"},"modified":"2006-01-20T10:43:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-20T14:43:00","slug":"vapid-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1200","title":{"rendered":"Vapid Thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I bought new hair products yesterday. <lj user=\"summum_bonum\"> is going to be mad at me, because I bought them from Lush, but dammit, I needed a change, and I wanted shampoo without any ingredients ending in &#8220;-one&#8221; (silicone, pantone, etc).<\/p>\n<p>As a result, I am now the proud owner of &#8220;Big&#8221; shampoo and &#8220;Veganese&#8221; conditioner, and two little pucks of hard shampoo that I haven&#8217;t used yet &#8211; a red one with cinnamon, and a blue one with seaweed. More on those later, after trial.<\/p>\n<p>For now, I will say that &#8220;Big&#8221; delivered on it&#8217;s promise of serious volume, but as to the assertion on the label that it would be &#8220;life affirming&#8221;? I would question its effect in that area. My hair has so much poof that it has fought off all attempts at control via product, and is raging wildly in a variety of vertical angles away from my scalp.<\/p>\n<p>In short, I have big, poofy hair today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I bought new hair products yesterday. is going to be mad at me, because I bought them from Lush, but dammit, I needed a change, and I wanted shampoo without any ingredients ending in &#8220;-one&#8221; (silicone, pantone, etc). As a result, I am now the proud owner of &#8220;Big&#8221; shampoo and &#8220;Veganese&#8221; conditioner, and <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1200\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1200"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1200"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1200\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}