{"id":1206,"date":"2006-02-01T10:51:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-01T14:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1206"},"modified":"2006-02-01T10:51:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-01T14:51:00","slug":"i-know-who-it-is-its-machete-phil-come-out-from-the-jungle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1206","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I know who it is. It&#8217;s Machete Phil, come out from the jungle!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. I woke up at 8:30am today. Got into work at 9:45am. Not very punctual. Bad Pipes, no biscuit.<\/p>\n<p>2. I wish I was watching Club Dread right now. Particularly the scene with the Pac-Maze and the people wearing fruit costumes. And the machete.<\/p>\n<p>3. Yesterday I spent most of the day at work, reading up on provincial contingency plans in the event of a pandemic viral haemmoragic fever outbreak. I really didn&#8217;t want to know that much about the incubation time and quarantine procedure for Ebola. Icky.<\/p>\n<p>4. Last night I got home to three mail packages: my e-bay purchased out of print Criterion Collection Hitchcock 5-disc set; Cary Grant and Audrey Hepburn in &#8216;Charade&#8217; (also Criterion); and another dozen quilting books. Hooray.<\/p>\n<p>5. I was having some rage issues on the way home from work last night; as I was walking down Bay on my way to Union, I kept picturing thuggish youths attacking me, and the blissful release of being able to defend myself violently against them. I bit my lip and there was blood in my mouth and my jaw was tight and fists were clenched, thumbs on the outside, all the way to the train. <\/p>\n<p>6. A lot of this anger has to do with how impotent I feel about Justin&#8217;s current situation. I can&#8217;t really help him get a new job, or eat properly, or feel better. As a result, I think I&#8217;m making us both feel worse. I might crash out at a friend&#8217;s house tonight just to get away from the situation and give him some breathing room. Maybe I&#8217;ll go see <lj user=\"edwud\">, who has been dealing with stress of his own lately. Or <lj user=\"cwf\">, who I haven&#8217;t seen since before Christmas.<\/p>\n<p>7. Monkeys.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. I woke up at 8:30am today. Got into work at 9:45am. Not very punctual. Bad Pipes, no biscuit. 2. I wish I was watching Club Dread right now. Particularly the scene with the Pac-Maze and the people wearing fruit costumes. And the machete. 3. Yesterday I spent most of the day at work, reading <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1206\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1206"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1206"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1206\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}