{"id":1227,"date":"2006-03-17T10:01:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-17T14:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1227"},"modified":"2006-03-17T10:01:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-17T14:01:00","slug":"piffle-iii-revenge-of-the-piffle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1227","title":{"rendered":"Piffle III: Revenge of the Piffle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My neck sucks today. It&#8217;s stiff and sore and achey and no matter which way I rotate it, I feel like leprechauns sneakily rammed steel bars into it last night. Yuck. This calls for a trip to a Registered Massage Therapist. <\/p>\n<p>But when? And where? I guess I&#8217;ll book downtown for sometime next week, but really I should be saving my money for the massive hair removalathon that must occur before I can put on swimwear of any kind. There needs to be some serious depilatory action from the waist down, yes indeedy.<\/p>\n<p>Justin&#8217;s real birthday gift hasn&#8217;t shown up in the mail yet, but he got cash from me yesterday and a 4-pack of Kilkenny with this pretty collectable glass Guinness coaster (collect all four!), so I think he&#8217;ll survive.<\/p>\n<p>The quilt does look really good. Was too pooped to take photos of it last night when I got home as I was settling into a carb coma after my Thai feast with <lj user=\"lostvoice\">, <lj user=\"themusesbitch\">, <lj user=\"aboveaveragejoe\"> and guest of honor <lj user=\"evilprettykitty\">. Will try again over the weekend.<\/p>\n<p>Now, to continue the struggle to renew my birth control prescription. Stupid pharmacies. Argh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My neck sucks today. It&#8217;s stiff and sore and achey and no matter which way I rotate it, I feel like leprechauns sneakily rammed steel bars into it last night. Yuck. This calls for a trip to a Registered Massage Therapist. But when? And where? I guess I&#8217;ll book downtown for sometime next week, but <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1227\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1227"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1227"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1227\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}