{"id":1239,"date":"2006-04-03T11:13:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-03T15:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1239"},"modified":"2006-04-03T11:13:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-03T15:13:00","slug":"definitely-not-the-john-edwards-show","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1239","title":{"rendered":"Definitely NOT the John Edwards Show"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/papajoemambo.livejournal.com\/151643.html#cutid1\">Ewwwwwwwwww! Today I learned that Lysol douche<\/a> was an actual product that actually existed! And was marketed with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewvsr.com\/lysol.htm\">a terrible, terrible ad campaign<\/a> about women not getting sex if they don&#8217;t &#8216;practice complete feminine hygiene.&#8217; WTF, people?!? <\/p>\n<p>How many poor, mislead, confused women in the 1940s went to bed sobbing every night with raging, chronic yeast infections because they were liberally watering their privates with &#8220;a proved germ-killer&#8230; that cleanses thoroughly yet so gently!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Dude, we NEED those germs. Douching disrupts the body\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s natural protective cleansing system and rinses away the bacteria and yeast that protect your wu-tang. The resulting irritation makes it easier for chicks to get STDs, HIV and bacterial and yeast infections. Not cool.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously: women are not dirty creatures, and our vaginas can take care of themselves. Leave that thing the hell alone. There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s supposed to be stuff in there. Christ. Do you think dudes are spritzing their cock and balls with antimicrobial Povidone-iodine, Citric Acid, Edetate Disodium, Purified Water, Sodium Benzoate, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate and Trisodium Phosphate? NO. THEY&#8217;RE REALLY NOT.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, brief bout of rage against the machine, there.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.punkasspunk.com\/videolog\/20051105\/South_Park_%5BThe_Biggest_Douche_In_The_Universe%5D_(2002)_5.jpg\" width=\"440\" height=\"280\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ewwwwwwwwww! Today I learned that Lysol douche was an actual product that actually existed! And was marketed with a terrible, terrible ad campaign about women not getting sex if they don&#8217;t &#8216;practice complete feminine hygiene.&#8217; WTF, people?!? How many poor, mislead, confused women in the 1940s went to bed sobbing every night with raging, chronic <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1239\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1239"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1239"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1239\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}