{"id":1248,"date":"2006-05-02T11:39:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-02T15:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1248"},"modified":"2006-05-02T11:39:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-02T15:39:00","slug":"what-is-wrong-with-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1248","title":{"rendered":"What is wrong with me?!?!?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why can&#8217;t I stop eating CANDY BARS?!?!!!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img78.photobucket.com\/albums\/v287\/thejokers21\/supertroopers.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Seriously, people. It&#8217;s been two Cadbury Crunchies and a Mars bar in less than 24 hours. I&#8217;m going to give myself diabetes. I&#8217;m going to look like Dawn French in about three days. Wait, does that mean I get to marry someone like Lenny Henry? Hmmm&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><font size=6>CANDY BARRRRRRRSSSS<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why can&#8217;t I stop eating CANDY BARS?!?!!! Seriously, people. It&#8217;s been two Cadbury Crunchies and a Mars bar in less than 24 hours. I&#8217;m going to give myself diabetes. I&#8217;m going to look like Dawn French in about three days. Wait, does that mean I get to marry someone like Lenny Henry? Hmmm&#8230;. CANDY BARRRRRRRSSSS<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1248"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1248"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1248\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}