I’ve noticed that I’ve been using the term “bitches” a lot lately. <\/p>\n
Like Wednesday night, when JVL, Aaron and I were watching Peter Jackson’s King Kong<\/i> — yes, Melly, I cried too — and I kept screaming at the television during the awesome Kong vs. T-Rex(es) fight things like “Yes! Yessss! Fuck those ancient leathery bitches<\/u> UP, monkey!”<\/b> This was always, every time, followed by Justin leaning over and whispering “actually, honey, Kong is an ape, not a monkey”. Whatever.<\/p>\n
Or when the repulsive, humongous insects and those gross penis-y worm creatures rustled out of the deep crevasse and started eating the living hell out of the rescue party and I was yelling “Ruuuun! Run for your lives, bitches!<\/u> Those bugs are DAMN NASTY!”<\/b> at the TV screen. <\/p>\n
God, I must be SO annoying to watch TV with.<\/p>\n
I also used my new favorite collective noun today at the office, whilst illustrating an anecdote about why someone might want to use a luxury handbag rental service. I demonstrated the most likely circumstance where it might be useful to have a $5000 Prada gym bag for only one day. My conclusion was: ‘High School Reunion’, and in front of my boss and several other people, I mimed prancing in to said reunion with a massive gym-bag-cum-purse and shouted “That’s right, bitches!<\/u> What have YOU been up to? I am ROLLING in cash.”<\/b><\/p>\n
What I’m trying to say here is that I need to cut way, way down on my rampant use of “bitches”, both at home and in the workplace. So mote it be.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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