There is going to be a whole lot of Canada’s Next Top Model recap and review later on today.
\nBut first, a few news items:<\/p>\n
1. For those of you who want more titty milk in your lives, head on down to the Ontario College of Art and Design<\/a> today, where you can get a taste of some nice, pasteurized breast juice at an exhibit called ‘Five Holes’<\/a> (seriously) thanks to Toronto performance artist (and single lesbian mother of a one-year old daughter), Jess Dobkin<\/a>. Caution: if you do attend this exhibit, remember that not only does breast milk take on the flavour of whatever the woman is eating –and these are free-range mothers– it can also carry her diseases, including HIV. Be forewarned.<\/i> I wish I was kidding about the boob beverage bar, but I assure you I’m not — it’s happening at OCAD this evening from 5-8pm. Check out page 8 of today’s Metro if you don’t believe me. All I could think of when I read about it was Dave Chappelle’s P. Diddy sketch where Puffy is hosting “Making the Band” and demands that, unless the contestants get him some breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant, he’s going to shut down the studio. “That’s one hundred percent Cambodian, dawg.”<\/i> – P. Diddy<\/p>\n 2. The Taste of Thailand festival<\/a> will be in Nathan Phillips Square this weekend, Saturday 10am-9pm, Sunday 10am-8pm. Unlike the previously mentioned milk bar event, this two-day gourmet Thai feast sounds freaking delicious. I think my favorite part of the festival is their media tagline for this year, EXPERIENCE THAINESS TO THE WORLD!<\/i> It’s free admission, the Siam Symphony Orchestra is playing and their program includes a slot for “Siamese Cats” at 4:30pm and again at 7pm on Saturday. My imagination is insufficient to conjure up even the slightest hint of how the good people of Thailand anticipate they can keep a massive audience of thousands entertained with a bunch of inbred felines. Don’t get me wrong: I like siamese cats, and my mother currently owns one (or vice versa). But on stage? In a noisy, crowded, outdoor venue? Maybe they’ll have caterwauling and mauling demonstrations. I really can’t say, but I am curious to know. On Sunday they conclude with a tribute to the 60th Anniversary of the King\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Accession to the Throne, which should be pretty rad. Frankly, my vision of Thailand needs some resuscitation after I watched ‘Brokedown Palace’ on CityTV with Claire Danes and Kate Beckinsale last night. I appreciate the whole war on drugs, but I did not need to see a woman pass out in the dirt because a cockroach burrowed into her ear during her stay in jail. N-A-S-T-Y. <\/p>\n 3. Happy birthday wishes go out today to Captain Picard\/Professor X aka Patrick Stewart, who is turning 66, and Han Solo\/Indiana Jones aka Harrison Ford who is turning 64. <\/p>\n 4. I bought skirts today. Three of them. And without one panic attack! I’m on a shopping roll.<\/p>\n Coming soon (in a few hours, when I’ve collected my thoughts on Brandi leaving), what you’ve all been waiting for… the CANADA’S NEXT TOP MODEL REVIEW.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" There is going to be a whole lot of Canada’s Next Top Model recap and review later on today. But first, a few news items: 1. For those of you who want more titty milk in your lives, head on down to the Ontario College of Art and Design today, where you can get a […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1282","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1282"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1282"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1282\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}