{"id":1323,"date":"2006-11-10T03:51:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-10T07:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1323"},"modified":"2011-09-27T00:34:26","modified_gmt":"2011-09-27T04:34:26","slug":"like-a-stuck-pig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1323","title":{"rendered":"Like a Stuck Pig"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In an effort to fight the good fight against sexism, I&#8217;m not going to lock this as a ladies-only entry, but instead will trust my readers &#8211; male and female alike &#8211; to know their own levels of tolerance for girly, internal bleedy things and will simply place a tidy warning prior to the following intimate feminine information.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Warning! Upcoming TMI &#8211; Intimate Feminine Stuff About My Innards<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>So, WTF. I thought going off birth control would be all freeing and healthy and shit. But nobody told me that I would get instant, rampant bleeding! I do <b>not<\/b> need to have two periods this month, of all months! I&#8217;m crampy and there is some serious red floodgate action happening in my pants. Make the bleeding stop! <\/p>\n<p>Have any of you gone off birth control after a few years and had this happen? I can&#8217;t check my product information on the NuvaRing packaging, because it&#8217;s back at the house. Is this normal?<\/p>\n<p>Ouch ouch ouch fuck fuck fuck bleedy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In an effort to fight the good fight against sexism, I&#8217;m not going to lock this as a ladies-only entry, but instead will trust my readers &#8211; male and female alike &#8211; to know their own levels of tolerance for girly, internal bleedy things and will simply place a tidy warning prior to the following <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1323\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1323"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1323"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1323\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2473,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1323\/revisions\/2473"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}