Hello? Leo LaPorte? Amber MacArthur? Can you hear me?<\/p>\n
I have become tech-obsolete. My tech savvy is waning. I need to LEARN HOW TO BIT TORRENT NOW OMG. Even my mother is mocking me for not knowing how to download anymore. This is crazy. I will not be swept away by the onrushing current of technology. There are six year olds who know how to bit torrent. Please, teach me people. I set up my wireless network on my own, now I need you to carry me the rest of the way. <\/p>\n
My mother has no cable and some things just aren’t out on DVD yet, you know? You know.<\/p>\n
Au secours, j’avoir besoin de votre aide mes amis.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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