{"id":1347,"date":"2006-12-25T10:09:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-25T14:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1347"},"modified":"2006-12-25T10:09:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-25T14:09:00","slug":"for-the-most-neglected-baby-of-them-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1347","title":{"rendered":"For the most neglected baby of them all"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear <lj user=\"bellandye\">, so sorry that the Baby Jesus has been stealing your fire for thousands of years now. I hope you have a very <strike>merry<\/strike> happy birthday today, with lots of cake, candles, leis, noisemakers, pointy hats and pinatas. I hope <strike>Santa<\/strike> Heather and your family bought you lots of cool gifts, like a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Marvel-Minimates-Max-Galactus-Statue\/dp\/B000GQ2MMM\">life-size statue of Galactus<\/a> or a Silver Surfer towel rack or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.retrojunk.com\/details_commercial\/3003\/\">underoos with the Flash on them<\/a> or maybe a complete collection of DC&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Sgt-Rock-Archives-Archive-Editions\/dp\/1401204104\">Sgt. Rock hardcover archives<\/a> (wait, is this your birthday list or mine?)<\/p>\n<p>Anyhow, you get my drift&#8230; HAPPY BIRTHDAY!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear , so sorry that the Baby Jesus has been stealing your fire for thousands of years now. I hope you have a very merry happy birthday today, with lots of cake, candles, leis, noisemakers, pointy hats and pinatas. I hope Santa Heather and your family bought you lots of cool gifts, like a life-size <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1347\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1347"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1347"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1347\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}