{"id":1351,"date":"2006-12-28T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-29T03:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1351"},"modified":"2006-12-28T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-29T03:00:00","slug":"give-death-now-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1351","title":{"rendered":"Give Death Now Please"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me so sick. Me want die. Tonsils are size of golf balls. Drinking so much lemon water pee smells like lemons. Love <lj user=\"mindriots\"> to death, but she is carrier and should be quarantined by CDC. &#8216;Most contagious during first few hours of illness&#8217; rumour clearly <i>total crock<\/i>. Hate sinuses. Hate mucus. Don&#8217;t want keep breathe through mouth. Don&#8217;t want chest heavily shellacked with VapoRub. Unsexy.<\/p>\n<p>Quick review: &#8216;Rocky Balboa&#8217;? Surprisingly good. Me like. Lots punching, blood. Very inspiring. Thanks, <lj user=\"godeater\">, would not have seen otherwise.<\/p>\n<p>Now need sleep, make lungs better. Start rigorous ginseng and hawthorne berry regimen in morning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me so sick. Me want die. Tonsils are size of golf balls. Drinking so much lemon water pee smells like lemons. Love to death, but she is carrier and should be quarantined by CDC. &#8216;Most contagious during first few hours of illness&#8217; rumour clearly total crock. Hate sinuses. Hate mucus. Don&#8217;t want keep breathe through <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1351\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1351"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1351"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1351\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}