{"id":1381,"date":"2007-01-28T13:07:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-28T17:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1381"},"modified":"2007-01-28T13:07:00","modified_gmt":"2007-01-28T17:07:00","slug":"the-tiki-goddess-is-judging-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1381","title":{"rendered":"The Tiki Goddess Is Judging Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Friday after work I ran in the snow, had a delicious supper with friends (and ate most of <lj user=\"godeater\">&#8216;s martini olives), then swooped over to Alastair&#8217;s with my best Nigella Lawson impersonation at the ready to help create his signature nutrition-free <a href=\"http:\/\/chowtimes.com\/2006\/08\/cool_whip_chocolate_wafers_log.html\">whipped-cream-chocolate-wafer log<\/a> as a break from reading about Hobbes. I got a chance to &#8220;play&#8221; (read: lie on the ground next to and hug) <a href=\"http:\/\/pipesdreams.diaryland.com\/sirus.html\">Sirus<\/a>, who has now reached the ripe old age of three and a half, and is a lot more sedate than he was as a puppy. <\/p>\n<p>Afterwards, I headed north to welcome home J&#038;J and return their house keys. I also claimed the first of my two fantastic &#8220;thank you for catsitting&#8221; gifts &#8211; a Tiki Goddess &#8211; which is even now staring at me, judging me, wondering why I&#8217;m not drinking more rum, from above the computer. Dr. Q brought me an Isaac Hayes compilation CD back from her conference with the &#8216;Shaft&#8217; theme on it; she knows me so well. I concluded the evening by watching &#8216;Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind&#8217; while noshing on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dine.to\/page.php?PageID=158&#038;establishmentid=2529\">a falafel from Sarah&#8217;s<\/a> and a mouthwatering block of one of my favorite Arabic desserts, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Halva\">pistachio halva<\/a>. Fantastic.<\/p>\n<p>The evening reached a perfect conclusion with a midnight e-mail from Brett, upgrading his offer of brunch the next morning to &#8220;a complete day of Brett&#8221; including one (1) home-cooked gourmet dinner and a chance to be his date to the dress rehearsal of Shostakovich&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coc.ca\/performances\/lady.html\">Lady Macbeth of Mtensk<\/a>. I am a lucky girl. Yes, <lj user=\"shoefiend\">, I saw you onstage last night! That blood-spattered pinafore was S-E-X-Y!<\/p>\n<p>More on the opera later, but for now I need to go run 7k and finish the last three chapters of &#8216;a complicated kindness&#8217; before bookclub.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friday after work I ran in the snow, had a delicious supper with friends (and ate most of &#8216;s martini olives), then swooped over to Alastair&#8217;s with my best Nigella Lawson impersonation at the ready to help create his signature nutrition-free whipped-cream-chocolate-wafer log as a break from reading about Hobbes. I got a chance to <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1381\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1381"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1381"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1381\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}