– Went to see an RMT today, and had my first “runner’s massage”. Ouch. I can’t believe I paid a man $50 to do something that felt like he was jabbing his elbow sharply, vengefully, with great angry gusto into my ass for 30 minutes. He told me that all my running is shifting my centre of gravity higher. He actually said the words, ‘your body is learning to defy gravity’. I like that thought. Maybe if I keep running, I’ll be able to float around. Maybe I’ll fly.<\/p>\n
– After my massage, when I was getting dressed, I took a peek at my backside in the mirror on the door, thought of Nathan Fillion<\/a>, and said out loud “how’d you like a bite of this green apple, America?” My days of not taking myself seriously are certainly coming to a middle. What if there was a camera in there? I should learn to save that sort of behaviour for home.<\/p>\n – Doctor Who season two DVDs had arrived in the mail when I got home. Hours of Tennanty goodness, in a shiny package with cybermen on it. Yum. Rose, I could live without.<\/p>\n – Rented Zach Braff’s ‘The Last Kiss’. I will watch it tomorrow.<\/p>\n – Tonight, I have received seven e-mails from an obviously very bored mezzo in Saskatchewan. Sorry about your intense boredom, sweetheart. Go… look at some… wheat… or something. I’ll have some work done on your site when you get home.<\/p>\n – Both – Vaginas! <\/a> Read the latest article from malaria-hating molecular biologist – I really need to start planning, or at least thinking hard about where I want to travel on my time off. Hagia Sofia is a must. Kyoto would be nice. Everything else is negotiable.<\/p>\n – I really, really need to send in the resume for my own job posting. I hate writing cover letters explaining why I’m qualified to do the job I’ve already been doing for over a year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" – Went to see an RMT today, and had my first “runner’s massage”. Ouch. I can’t believe I paid a man $50 to do something that felt like he was jabbing his elbow sharply, vengefully, with great angry gusto into my ass for 30 minutes. He told me that all my running is shifting my […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1389"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1389"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1389\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}