{"id":1398,"date":"2007-02-26T15:52:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-26T19:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1398"},"modified":"2007-02-26T15:52:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-26T19:52:00","slug":"fuck-i-hate-the-dentist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1398","title":{"rendered":"Fuck I Hate the Dentist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have to go to the dentist tonight to get a tiny cavity between my lower left bicuspids drilled.<\/p>\n<p>I hate being an adult for this reason. Before, my parents had to drag me crying and wailing to the dentist. I was <i>forced<\/i> to go. <\/p>\n<p>Now, as a grown-up, nobody but me is obliging me to actually show up for this torture. I am the only person responsible for putting my ass into the reclining chair and worst of all, I am paying for the privilege of having a needle stuck into my tiny, tender mouth. Goddammit.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I&#8217;ll ask Dr. Freedman to lay some crazy crunk grillz on me while I&#8217;m there.<br \/>\nDiamond, maybe. Gangsta-style, what up?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/en\/thumb\/f\/f5\/Dental_grills_007.jpg\/230px-Dental_grills_007.jpg\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have to go to the dentist tonight to get a tiny cavity between my lower left bicuspids drilled. I hate being an adult for this reason. Before, my parents had to drag me crying and wailing to the dentist. I was forced to go. Now, as a grown-up, nobody but me is obliging me <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1398\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1398"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1398"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1398\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}