{"id":1400,"date":"2007-02-28T23:24:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-01T03:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1400"},"modified":"2007-02-28T23:24:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-01T03:24:00","slug":"sleeping-beauty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1400","title":{"rendered":"Sleeping Beauty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/pics.livejournal.com\/pipesdreams\/pic\/00080yd8\"><\/p>\n<p>My momma is sooooo beeauooootiful.<\/p>\n<p>I will sleep well tonight, knowing that I am genetically designed to be a smokin&#8217; hot babe, well into my sixties.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My momma is sooooo beeauooootiful. I will sleep well tonight, knowing that I am genetically designed to be a smokin&#8217; hot babe, well into my sixties.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1400"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1400"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1400\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}