{"id":1408,"date":"2007-03-11T13:50:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-11T17:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1408"},"modified":"2007-03-11T13:50:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-11T17:50:00","slug":"tonight-we-dine-in-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1408","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Tonight, we dine in hell!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, sweet sweaty Sunday. Ran 12km in 1hr25mins this morning. Averaging 7min09s per km, including walk breaks. Not bad. Beautiful sunny weather, with just a smidgeon of deadly ice.<\/p>\n<p>*Edited: was told the sweaty post-run photo of me was icky and should be removed. So it was written, so shall it be done*<\/p>\n<p>Now about to catch the train downtown to meet <lj user=\"lostvoice\"> for coffee, then seeing naked sweaty men run around killing people in the hopefully not-trash screen adaptation of Frank Miller&#8217;s &#8216;300&#8217; with Ms. Melly and <lj user=\"godeater\"> and a gang of his folks. <\/p>\n<p>I had the funniest conversation *ever* with Melly on the phone yesterday about this evening&#8217;s entertainment possibilities. Here is the conversation (as I heard it): <\/p>\n<p><b>Melly<\/b>: Ooh, ooh! And after the movie, we can go to J &#038; S&#8217;s house, and you will be so excited&#8230; they have WEED!<br \/>\n<b>Me<\/b>: <i>*confused silence*<\/i> But, Melly, honey&#8230; I don&#8217;t smoke.<br \/>\n<b>Melly<\/b>: <i>*confused silence*<\/i> What?? WHAT?!? No, no, they have WEED. You LOVE weed!<br \/>\n<b>Me<\/b>: <i>*getting worried about my reputation*<\/i> Seriously, dude. I&#8217;m not into drugs. I mean, it&#8217;s cool if they want to get buzzed, but I&#8217;m really not into that shit myself.<br \/>\n<b>Melly<\/b>: <i>*frustrated*<\/i> Jesus, dumbass, I said they have weeeee. Double-U eye eye. As in, Nintendo, Super Mario Brothers, you remember, videogames? You love them? They bring you great joy? Hello?<br \/>\n<b>Me<\/b>: <i>*chagrined*<\/i> Ah. Yes. I see now. They have a Wii. Fuck. Why couldn&#8217;t they have just stuck with calling it the Revolution? Damn you, Nintendo. Let&#8217;s only refer to that other thing I was thinking of as marijuana from now on, so I never sound that clueless again.<br \/>\n<b>Melly<\/b>: Yes, dear.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, sweet sweaty Sunday. Ran 12km in 1hr25mins this morning. Averaging 7min09s per km, including walk breaks. Not bad. Beautiful sunny weather, with just a smidgeon of deadly ice. *Edited: was told the sweaty post-run photo of me was icky and should be removed. So it was written, so shall it be done* Now about <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1408\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1408"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1408"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1408\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}