{"id":1411,"date":"2007-03-14T09:05:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-14T13:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1411"},"modified":"2007-03-14T09:05:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-14T13:05:00","slug":"aprons-are-officially-cool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1411","title":{"rendered":"Aprons Are Officially Cool"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bollocks. Alastair contacted me last night to inform me that our Friday shindig, the U of T <a href=\"http:\/\/www.events.utoronto.ca\/event.asp?ID=14793\">Saints &#038; Sinners Club 1940s-themed Comic Book Villains Ball<\/a>, has been canceled <i>due to lack of interest!<\/i> Fucking tragic. As always, I have tried to find the silver lining in this situation: given the recent popularity of comic book films, I was beginning to doubt my authenticity as a self-perceived lover of &#8220;niche&#8221; culture. I guess this puts me firmly back in the land of obscure and unappreciated passions. At least I had not yet wasted money on renting a costume at Malabar, so I can channel those funds into acquiring totally frivolous gaming systems. Or, I guess, pay off my credit card.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"right\" src=\"http:\/\/ec1.images-amazon.com\/images\/P\/1932416242.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg\">In other news, I&#8217;ve succumbed to the evil influence of <lj user=\"starfishchick\"> and am reading Nick Hornby&#8217;s two novellas about his reading habits, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.ca\/Polysyllabic-Spree-Nick-Hornby\/dp\/1932416242\/ref=sr_1_1\/701-1024643-3071568?ie=UTF8&#038;s=books&#038;qid=1173885124&#038;sr=8-1\">&#8216;The Polysyllabic Spree&#8217;<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.ca\/Housekeeping-Vs-Dirt-Adventures-Chronicled\/dp\/1932416595\/ref=sr_1_7\/701-1024643-3071568?ie=UTF8&#038;s=books&#038;qid=1173885165&#038;sr=1-7\">&#8216;Housekeeping vs. the Dirt&#8217;<\/a>. The excerpt from Anton Chekhov&#8217;s collected letters at the end of the first book had me laughing under the covers last night at 1am. Damn, these are a good read. Relaxed, self-deprecating, insightful, funny and conspiratorial in a &#8220;we&#8217;re all readers here&#8221; nudge-nudge, wink-wink kind of way. <\/p>\n<p>Next up on the block is Michael Chabon with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.ca\/Final-Solution-Story-Detection\/dp\/0060777109\/ref=sr_1_1\/701-1024643-3071568?ie=UTF8&#038;s=books&#038;qid=1173885247&#038;sr=1-1\">&#8216;The Final Solution&#8217;<\/a>, which <lj user=\"themusesbitch\"> should click on just so she can see the cover art. Given my impending 5 hour flight to Vancouver and then the 13 hour flight to Hong Kong, this is shaping up to be a seven-book month. <\/p>\n<p>I ran like a demon last night. I actually thought I was going to sprout horns and a tail, I was going that fast: achieved peak speed of 7.5 (translates to about 4.5min\/km) on the treadmill for 4 minutes, did 5km total. <\/p>\n<p><font size=\"5\"><u>Alternate Life, Part 2: What I would be wearing<\/font><\/u><br \/>\nI hate office gear. I hate slacks. I dislike button-down shirts. I&#8217;m not into blazers. My dream outfit? Comfortable, flared-bottom jeans, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.elsewares.com\/commerce\/images\/products\/SS_001_th.jpg\">thigh-high striped socks<\/a>, a <a href=\"http:\/\/pics.livejournal.com\/pipesdreams\/pic\/0000r3e9\">pair of red pumas<\/a>, a <a href=\"http:\/\/dejarnettenola.com\/shop\/elegant\/\">simple wrought-iron vintage necklace<\/a> and an embroidered graphic t-shirt, all topped off with a sexy little apron. <lj user=\"edwud\">, you mocked me for my apron collection, but I TOLD you aprons were cutting-edge fashion! And <a href=\"http:\/\/search2.anthropologie.com\/?all=u1&#038;i=1&#038;q=apron&#038;u1=q&#038;x=0&#038;y=0\">now I&#8217;ve been proven right<\/a>; thank you, Anthropologie.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.notcot.com\/images\/anthroaprons.jpg\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bollocks. Alastair contacted me last night to inform me that our Friday shindig, the U of T Saints &#038; Sinners Club 1940s-themed Comic Book Villains Ball, has been canceled due to lack of interest! Fucking tragic. As always, I have tried to find the silver lining in this situation: given the recent popularity of comic <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1411\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1411"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1411"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1411\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}