{"id":1556,"date":"2004-01-05T16:46:13","date_gmt":"2004-01-05T20:46:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/?p=1556"},"modified":"2009-05-26T14:38:36","modified_gmt":"2009-05-26T18:38:36","slug":"our-illegal-family-trip-to-pirates-of-nassau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1556","title":{"rendered":"Our Illegal Family Trip to &#8216;Pirates of Nassau&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While touring the Pirates of Nassau museum with my cousin Keira and her boyfriend Jason, the three of us noticed a little sign that read: &#8220;Please do not interfere with the exhibits&#8221;. That was pretty much all the enticement we needed.<\/p>\n<p>Here am I, climbing the rigging to board the pirate ship (not *technically* allowed, but clearly necessary for those looking to get to the heart of the pirate experience).<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/pipesdreams.diaryland.com\/images\/moi_climb_rope.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As soon as I am aboard ship, the pillaging and plundering begins! I steal the hat, glass and coat from an innocent mannequin, and look to the horizon for more booty. I think the red jacket goes really splendidly with my hot pink foam thong sandals, don&#8217;t you?<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/pipesdreams.diaryland.com\/images\/moi_redcoat.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Mutiny! Keira threatens to leave Jason for the cozy, domestic life of a pirate&#8217;s wife. See, doesn&#8217;t she look cozy with the pirate and his dog? Awww&#8230;<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/pipesdreams.diaryland.com\/images\/keira_pirate_dog.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Reconciled over a candlelit dinner of rat, we discover Jason&#8217;s secret culinary passion &#8211; for rat!<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/pipesdreams.diaryland.com\/images\/kei_jas_eating.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Did I say rat? Clearly, all Jason&#8217;s lovin&#8217; is being saved for GOAT. There is nothing about this photo that makes me feel secure about the future of my career in politics. It just *screams* Satanic ritual.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/pipesdreams.diaryland.com\/images\/sexy_goat_evil.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So, in brief, that was the tale of my trip to the Pirates museum. We may not be welcome back, but arr! We had a good time, aye!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While touring the Pirates of Nassau museum with my cousin Keira and her boyfriend Jason, the three of us noticed a little sign that read: &#8220;Please do not interfere with the exhibits&#8221;. That was pretty much all the enticement we needed. Here am I, climbing the rigging to board the pirate ship (not *technically* allowed, <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/1556\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[789,7],"tags":[1030,1024,1023,1028,1022,1027,1021,1029,1026,1025],"class_list":["post-1556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-travel","category-wishful-thinking","tag-goat","tag-jason","tag-keira","tag-mutiny","tag-nassau","tag-pillaging","tag-pirates","tag-rat","tag-rigging","tag-ship"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1556"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1556"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1556\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1559,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1556\/revisions\/1559"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}