{"id":2759,"date":"2012-07-25T21:48:31","date_gmt":"2012-07-26T01:48:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/?p=2759"},"modified":"2012-10-06T00:29:52","modified_gmt":"2012-10-06T04:29:52","slug":"book-review-the-big-four-by-agatha-christie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/2759","title":{"rendered":"The Big Four by Agatha Christie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/T6i4I4\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: left; padding: 0px 20px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/big-four.png\" height=\"200\"><\/a><br \/>\n [rating=1] I hesitate to use the word &#8220;awful&#8221; in association with the Queen of Crime, but <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/T6i4I4\">&#8216;The Big Four&#8217;<\/a> is a bad egg. Penned (some say ghost-written) during Dame Agatha&#8217;s worst year: In 1926, her mother died and her husband told her he was in love with another woman and wanted a divorce. <\/p>\n<p>No wonder she was off her game, poor dear.<\/p>\n<p>Originally published in serial format, this cluster of overblown spy adventures should never have featured portly, inactive Poirot &#038; poor, clueless Hastings as action-heroes. They simply don&#8217;t suit. James Bond and Tintin would have been better cast in these roles.<\/p>\n<p>Moving away from subtle clues and hidden motives, Christie seems to have written a movie script for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000881\/\">Michael Bay<\/a> to direct. There are poisoned blow darts disguised as cigarettes, evil Russian countesses, underground lairs, ninja smoke bombs, mountain fortresses&#8230; it&#8217;s absurdly over the top. The shark? Agatha has jumped it.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and the racism. Yikes! Asian people, I apologize for this woeful bag of stereotyped, insulting nonsense. Fu Manchu looks good next to Li Chang Yen and Ah Ling. So embarrassing. As Christie would say, &#8220;I welly sorry.&#8221; <i>*cringe*<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Leave this one on the shelf, and go read one of Christie&#8217;s slow-paced village mysteries; they&#8217;re so much better. If you&#8217;re desperate for an international spy thriller by her, try &#8216;The Man in the Brown Suit&#8217; instead. <\/p>\n<p><strong>No, really, she can write MUCH better than this&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1) International crime! That doesn&#8217;t suck! <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/SD2VaK\">Agatha&#8217;s &#8216;The Man in the Brown Suit&#8217;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>2) The first Poirot, and one of the best. <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/S8rLEx\">Agatha&#8217;s &#8216;Mysterious Affair at Styles&#8217;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>3) Another brilliant, rule-breaking Poirot. <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/RwbERr\">Agatha&#8217;s &#8216;Murder of Roger Ackroyd&#8217;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>4) Outlandish plot, but not absurdly so. <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/PVgZQg\">Agatha&#8217;s &#8216;The A.B.C. Murders&#8217;<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>1 of 5 stars \/ bookshelves: read, mystery, 224 pages, Publisher: Avon (2011 reprint; first published 1927)<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/review\/show\/372736328\">Read from July 19 to 25, 2012<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[rating=1] I hesitate to use the word &#8220;awful&#8221; in association with the Queen of Crime, but &#8216;The Big Four&#8217; is a bad egg. Penned (some say ghost-written) during Dame Agatha&#8217;s worst year: In 1926, her mother died and her husband told her he was in love with another woman and wanted a divorce. No wonder <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/2759\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1531,1380],"tags":[1224,1468,1471,1470,1469,1466,306,1467],"class_list":["post-2759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mystery-novels","category-book-reviews","tag-agatha-christie","tag-asian-stereotypes","tag-james-bond","tag-one-star","tag-poirot","tag-queen-of-crime","tag-racism","tag-tintin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2759"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2759"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2878,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2759\/revisions\/2878"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}