{"id":488,"date":"2003-11-05T14:35:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-05T18:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/488"},"modified":"2003-11-05T14:35:00","modified_gmt":"2003-11-05T18:35:00","slug":"the-writing-conspiracy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/488","title":{"rendered":"The Writing Conspiracy"},"content":{"rendered":"

Bloody hell. In my continued attempt to escape the challenge of actually sitting down and *writing* my article, I wrote the Myers Briggs Personality Test instead. <\/p>\n

But there’s no escape to be found! No solace, no comfort, no justification of my sloth by virtue of my inner arborist wanting me to plant and prune trees rather than slaughter them and write all over their pounded, pulpy corpses. It would seem I’m doomed to wield a pen (or keyboard), not a chainsaw as I’d so hoped. <\/p>\n

Stupid white-collar-oriented standardized tests. Apparently, I’m an ENFP: Extroverted (E) 75% \/ Intuitive (N) 64.86% \/ Feeling (F) 55.17% \/ Perceiving (P) 56.76%<\/p>\n

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ENFP<\/b> – “Journalist”. Uncanny sense of the motivations of others. Life is an exciting drama. 8.1% of total population. <\/font><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

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Bloody hell. In my continued attempt to escape the challenge of actually sitting down and *writing* my article, I wrote the Myers Briggs Personality Test instead. But there’s no escape to be found! No solace, no comfort, no justification of my sloth by virtue of my inner arborist wanting me to plant and prune trees […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=488"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}