Wow. It’s pretty late. Or early, if you will. And I think you will.<\/p>\n
I missed voting yesterday by 5 minutes. I was really angry at myself. So I tried to cook some dinner, but I burned it. Then I was really, really angry at myself. This is not a state I engage in often, so I have no real coping mechanisms set up for it. There are some other things making me pretty angry at myself as well, such as my non-attendance of my glassworking class which I paid handsomely for. But there are extenuating circumstances surrounding that issue which I have no desire to go into here.<\/p>\n
Anyhow. In a vaguely self-punishing way, I started to drink this nasty bottle of Old English malt liquor that had been sitting in the fridge for a while. It was gross, I’m not going to lie to you. But it worked a strange sort of voodoo on me. <\/p>\n
I sat down and started to ink the rest of my comic resume. And I finished it! Then I sat and started to type my third submission to themusesbitch contest. I finished that, too! <\/p>\n
Then I got on the phone with Dave in New York, and talked for a long, long time. Then I started to research Alf on the internet. And all of a sudden, it’s 4:48am. <\/p>\n
How the hell did that happen? Damn malt liquor. No wonder people who drink this stuff regular-like always end up naked on rooftops in New Jersey holding their sister’s headless barbie doll.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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