I got the job! I’m hired! I’m thrilled to be an official, certified member of the geek elite. LARPists and members of the SCA, make way for the newest Snail employee.<\/p>\n
I’m a woman who has chosen to work in my precious free time at a job where I will get minimally remunerated for the psychological scars incurred by watching the Lord of the Rings trailer play over 300 times in the course of a single shift. I get to spend one night and either one or both weekend days surrounded by things like resin figurines of characters from the Hellraiser novels and Maurice Sendak books and life-size replicas of broadswords and Captain America’s shield. <\/p>\n
Oni Press to the right of me, Slave Labour Graphics to the left of me, Marvel and DC all around me. It’s a little slice of heaven, and very possibly the embodiment of my own personal hell.<\/p>\n
Will I be able to handle this? Is it going to make me detest comics (and kill my Christmas spirit, as I deal with frazzled shoppers) in a super-short period of time? I fear I may not be as intimidating and fearless when confronting shoplifters as I once was. My math skills at the cash may have deteriorated. I don’t even know if I can stand on my feet for eight hours at a time anymore. Will I come to loathe the regulars? Or worse yet, my coworkers and boss? Will this be the end of our intrepid heroine?<\/p>\n
Only time will tell.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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