{"id":503,"date":"2003-11-17T13:26:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-17T17:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/503"},"modified":"2003-11-17T13:26:00","modified_gmt":"2003-11-17T17:26:00","slug":"pyrotechnicality","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/503","title":{"rendered":"Pyrotechnicality"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am about 5 minutes and one more revised Ministry issue note away from setting fire to my cubicle and all of the grisly evidence of my working life therein. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m looking for reasons why arson might be a bad idea. Other than the death of my spider plant.<\/p>\n<p>Objections? Anyone?<\/p>\n<p>*strikes a match*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am about 5 minutes and one more revised Ministry issue note away from setting fire to my cubicle and all of the grisly evidence of my working life therein. I&#8217;m looking for reasons why arson might be a bad idea. Other than the death of my spider plant. Objections? Anyone? *strikes a match*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-503","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=503"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}