{"id":522,"date":"2003-12-02T18:35:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-02T22:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/522"},"modified":"2003-12-02T18:35:00","modified_gmt":"2003-12-02T22:35:00","slug":"i-dont-know-why-you-say-goodbye-i-say-hello","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/522","title":{"rendered":"I Don&#8217;t Know Why You Say Goodbye I Say Hello"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another convert, my brethren! And&#8230; uh&#8230; sistren?<\/p>\n<p>Please welcome my newest Live Journal acolyte, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/userinfo.bml?user=schmarpy\">schmarpy<\/a>! Let us shave her head and anoint her with the sacred jello shots.<\/p>\n<p>No, seriously, she&#8217;s nice. But shy. Go say hello.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another convert, my brethren! And&#8230; uh&#8230; sistren? Please welcome my newest Live Journal acolyte, schmarpy! Let us shave her head and anoint her with the sacred jello shots. No, seriously, she&#8217;s nice. But shy. Go say hello.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=522"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}