{"id":525,"date":"2003-12-03T15:06:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-03T19:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/525"},"modified":"2003-12-03T15:06:00","modified_gmt":"2003-12-03T19:06:00","slug":"and-now-to-dumb-it-down-a-little","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/525","title":{"rendered":"And now, to dumb it down a little…"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am having the strangest craving to watch a really mindless Sandra Bullock film (something like ‘While You Were Sleeping’, or maybe ‘Miss.
\nCongeniality’) while mowing through a whole tub of President’s Choice Candy
\nCane Fudge Crackle ice cream and drinking mulled wine by a roaring fire.<\/p>\n

Is that the Christmas Spirit, or just my period coming on? I can’t tell. <\/p>\n

If I had a paid account, I could do a poll *eyeing my MasterCard thoughtfully*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I am having the strangest craving to watch a really mindless Sandra Bullock film (something like ‘While You Were Sleeping’, or maybe ‘Miss. Congeniality’) while mowing through a whole tub of President’s Choice Candy Cane Fudge Crackle ice cream and drinking mulled wine by a roaring fire. Is that the Christmas Spirit, or just my […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=525"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}