{"id":527,"date":"2003-12-04T23:20:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-05T03:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/527"},"modified":"2003-12-04T23:20:00","modified_gmt":"2003-12-05T03:20:00","slug":"day-of-much-birthing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/527","title":{"rendered":"Day of Much Birthing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, not <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/userinfo.bml?user=belphoebe\">belphoebe<\/a>. But my homegirl Olivia and Mr.<a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/userinfo.bml?user=sanity_clause\">Sanityclause<\/a> were born today, in the year of our lord nineteen hundred and seventy-seven. <\/p>\n<p>I celebrated by hauling my tired butt up to Finch station and bowling in my ugliest shirt for the benefit of the birthday *boy* (let it be known that NOBODY else wore their ugly shirts, as they had been instructed to do, and my ugly shirt was a ST:TNG Captain&#8217;s uniform top &#8211; sweet humiliation, how you plague me). <\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow the birthday *girl* will be having her shindig somewhere with a touch more class, the rooftop of the Park Hyatt. Bring on the eight dollar martinis!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, not belphoebe. But my homegirl Olivia and Mr.Sanityclause were born today, in the year of our lord nineteen hundred and seventy-seven. I celebrated by hauling my tired butt up to Finch station and bowling in my ugliest shirt for the benefit of the birthday *boy* (let it be known that NOBODY else wore their <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/527\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/527"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=527"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/527\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}