Hey hey hey, it’s 7am! I am at work and paying the piper.<\/p>\n
My, that was a refreshing 4 hours of sleep.<\/p>\n
FYI, Toronto readers, watch out for the loud-ass TTC driver terrorizing the Bloor-Danforth subway line. He sounded like Will Ferrell on crack, hosting a Sesame Street where “U” was the vowel of the day. Amplified by the speaker system wired into the cars, he announced each stop with excruciating zeal. <\/p>\n
“Muuuuuuseuuuuuuuum station!”<\/font> followed by “Quuuuuueeeeeeeen’s Park station!<\/font> and then, presumably after someone complained about the thundering volume (bless their soul), he started speaking in the creepiest ‘want-some-candy?’ whisper I have ever heard “They told me I have to speak more softly. Soft like a whisper. Saaaaaaint Patrick station’s next. Ssssssssssaint Patrick, coming up. Whispering is fun.”<\/font><\/p>\n I’ve never wanted to own a car before.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Hey hey hey, it’s 7am! I am at work and paying the piper. My, that was a refreshing 4 hours of sleep. FYI, Toronto readers, watch out for the loud-ass TTC driver terrorizing the Bloor-Danforth subway line. He sounded like Will Ferrell on crack, hosting a Sesame Street where “U” was the vowel of the […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=535"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}