{"id":537,"date":"2003-12-10T13:49:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-10T17:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/537"},"modified":"2003-12-10T13:49:00","modified_gmt":"2003-12-10T17:49:00","slug":"the-oppression-of-pension","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/537","title":{"rendered":"The Oppression of Pension"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How badly do I need benefits, a pension, vacation and a regular paycheck, REALLY?<\/p>\n<p>I hate my office job with a violent, fiery passion. Like a bobcat trapped in a rusty iron legtrap, I want to gnaw at my own brain to release myself from this cubicled hell. <\/p>\n<p>Tepid trivialities! Inconsequential initiatives! Monotonous minutiae! Petty personalities promoting pathetic private priorities! Abundant alliteration!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How badly do I need benefits, a pension, vacation and a regular paycheck, REALLY? I hate my office job with a violent, fiery passion. Like a bobcat trapped in a rusty iron legtrap, I want to gnaw at my own brain to release myself from this cubicled hell. Tepid trivialities! Inconsequential initiatives! Monotonous minutiae! Petty <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/537\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-537","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=537"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}