Me WANTS some. Hot chocolate, that is. I have a craving. A gnawing, hollow craving deep in the pit of my belly for some luscious, creamy hot chocolate. *drools* Please, please won’t somebody take pity on my need and send me a hot chocolate via some sort of crazy beverage delivery service. <\/p>\n
I need to move somewhere where the Canadian dollar is worth about a million times its usual purchasing power in the local currency. Then I could hire someone to sit by my side, wearing a tiny red hot chocolate elf outfit and constantly stirring a pot of rich melted chocolately goodness with a big silver ladel. There would be a row of clean mugs and a can of Reddi-Whip always at the ready. And maybe a jar of strawberry Pocky sticks. It would be like heaven. <\/p>\n
Except that anywhere my money is worth enough to allow me to rent a human and denigrate their dignity in such a fashion, is probably *way* too hot to allow for any genuine appreciation of steamy beverages. I’d probably be wishing for a cerveza elf, or a tequila elf, or possibly just an untainted water elf. <\/p>\n
I blame the Lord of the Rings convention for all this reflection on elf bondage. I might add that my Mom gave me this cream-coloured thermal silk underwear, which I wore for the first time this morning. It is *extremely* light-weight (less than 1mm thick) but *extremely* warm. My first thought? “Cool! It’s like thermal Mithril!” I need help.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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