{"id":551,"date":"2003-12-18T08:36:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-18T12:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/551"},"modified":"2009-05-24T12:17:27","modified_gmt":"2009-05-24T16:17:27","slug":"deluge-of-gifting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/551","title":{"rendered":"Deluge of Gifting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not even my birthday yet, and already I&#8217;m blessed with sweet booty! Yesterday, JVL gave me a Vanilla Crispy Crunch at work, and this morning my day-work-boss bought me a tea. Except when asked what I wanted in it, I said &#8220;double double&#8221;, and instead of double milk, he took that to mean double cream. I am now imbibing what can only be described as the White Tea of Gondor. *groan*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not even my birthday yet, and already I&#8217;m blessed with sweet booty! Yesterday, JVL gave me a Vanilla Crispy Crunch at work, and this morning my day-work-boss bought me a tea. Except when asked what I wanted in it, I said &#8220;double double&#8221;, and instead of double milk, he took that to mean double <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/551\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[624],"tags":[311,625,626,1675,31],"class_list":["post-551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jvl","tag-birthday","tag-gifts","tag-gondor","tag-jvl","tag-tea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/551"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=551"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/551\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1159,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/551\/revisions\/1159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}