Certain parties who shall remain nameless have been taking an unholy delight in playing the ‘Chipmunk’s Christmus Album’ again and again and again at my beloved comic book store while I am stuck behind the cash, and thus unable to defend myself by running upstairs to turn it off. <\/p>\n
Vengeance will be mine.<\/p>\n
I have just burned the most horrid Chrismas song compilation of all time. I will slip it into the disc changer today, while I’m hanging the stockings at the store. Mwah ha ha. <\/p>\n
It begins with Bob Rivers and his ‘Chipmunks Roasting On an Open Fire’. And it’s all downhill from there. There’s some Dolly Parton, some Beach Boys, a little Jackson 5, and some ‘N Sync. And the WORST Christmas song EVER: <\/p>\n
Marvin Gaye’s ‘Purple Snowflakes’<\/p>\n
I am evil.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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