I am gearing up for the hunt. Those of you not on my “romance gossip” restricted list may remain blissfully ignorant of my quarry. But the game’s afoot. <\/p>\n
On my way home from work, I got pedicured and manicured. I bought hair dye. Tomorrow there will be a lengthy session of Xtreme biXini waXing, and a totally uncalled-for haircut, thrown in for good measure. On with the red zipper undies. On with the push-up bra. There will be hourly reapplications of lip gloss, also. <\/p>\n
I don’t want to come on too strong, so I’m stopping shy of gym attendance, whitening toothpaste and eyeliner application. Soon…<\/p>\n
This is my favorite part. Before they realise anything is happening, when the monster truck of artificially-enhanced sex appeal is rolling down the highway towards them, gathering the force of unstoppable fury. I am evil. But at least I’m *sexy* evil.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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