The Silver Snail rocks!
\nCo-workers rock, discounts rock:
\nbut boyfriends rock too…
\n——————–
\nThe forbidden fruit
\nHangs too close. My Manager!
\nPluck him from the vine?
\n——————–
\nTwenty-two; too young?
\nAge never stopped me before
\nBut would it stop him?
\n——————–
\nYou could own nothing
\nI would still like your glasses
\nAnd blonde stubbly chin.
\n——————–
\nJustin van Leeuwen
\nYou are so cute. Can I be
\nMoira van Leeuwen?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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