{"id":567,"date":"2004-01-01T21:34:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-02T01:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/567"},"modified":"2004-01-01T21:34:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-02T01:34:00","slug":"new-depths-of-nerddom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/567","title":{"rendered":"New Depths of Nerddom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes. It&#8217;s true.<br \/>\nI am in the Bahamas. <\/p>\n<p>Am I at the beach?<br \/>\nNo.<br \/>\nAm I parasailing?<br \/>\nNo.<br \/>\nAm I snorkeling?<br \/>\nNo.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m teaching myself how to make animated GIFs.<\/p>\n<p>If only I could convince myself that this is all <lj user=\"themusesbitch\">&#8216;s fault.<br \/>\n*sigh*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes. It&#8217;s true. I am in the Bahamas. Am I at the beach? No. Am I parasailing? No. Am I snorkeling? No. I&#8217;m teaching myself how to make animated GIFs. If only I could convince myself that this is all &#8216;s fault. *sigh*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=567"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}