Dammit. My relatives have been cooking this whole trip.<\/p>\n
Now it’s my turn.<\/p>\n
Except… I have NO domestic kitchen skills. None. Zip. <\/p>\n
I. Can’t. Cook.<\/p>\n
I rely heavily on my financial clout to be able to gloss over this sordid facts. Thus, the horrific office job. Need food for friends or a romantic dinner for two? Buy it! Order in! Get take-out! Gourmet restaurant!<\/p>\n
But I will never get away with that here. They expect home cooked. And let’s face it, these people are not going to be happy about my proposals of Kraft dinner, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, or jell-o.<\/p>\n
Help me!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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