{"id":579,"date":"2004-01-12T23:58:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-13T03:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/579"},"modified":"2011-09-26T10:19:14","modified_gmt":"2011-09-26T14:19:14","slug":"how-late-it-was-how-late","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/579","title":{"rendered":"How Late It Was, How Late"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Trip to gym was successful, although lead to the sad discovery that I have lost a lot of speed and muscle. Jogging 2.5 miles took me half an hour, which sucks, to put it mildly. I used to be able to shake my thang a hell of a lot faster than that. Barely made it through my third set of assisted chin-ups. <\/p>\n<p>My body is weird. It *always* weighs the same, circa 130lbs, in a sort of Dorian Gray-esque fashion, no matter what evils I inflict on it. It appears to compensate for fat gain by dehydrating me and making my muscles atrophy to the point that lifting pencils becomes difficult. Sigh. I miss my mighty pipes.<\/p>\n<p><lj user=\"Shoefiend\">, here are two user pics for you, although sadly neither is the promised opera one. \ud83d\ude41 I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s wrong with my photo editor, but it kept crashing my system, so you&#8217;ll have to wait another night for it. Sorry! It looks good in progress, though&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/userpic.livejournal.com\/10122984\/1432280\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/userpic.livejournal.com\/10123120\/1432280\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trip to gym was successful, although lead to the sad discovery that I have lost a lot of speed and muscle. Jogging 2.5 miles took me half an hour, which sucks, to put it mildly. I used to be able to shake my thang a hell of a lot faster than that. Barely made it <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/579\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/579"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=579"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/579\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2297,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/579\/revisions\/2297"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}