Strange… usually my sleep issues are with insomnia (rarely sleep more than 5 hours a night, although I need at least an hour of quiet reading before I go to bed) but today I overslept. I *never* oversleep for work.<\/p>\n
Perhaps my alarm failed to go off; perhaps I failed to set it last night. Regardless, my boss called me at 7:15am this morning to see where the heck I was, and I picked up the phone and said: “Oh, work, yes, naturally, sorry, me, was, sleeping, coming, now, bye.” <\/p>\n
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