{"id":605,"date":"2004-01-28T11:52:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-28T15:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/605"},"modified":"2004-01-28T11:52:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-28T15:52:00","slug":"icky-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/605","title":{"rendered":"Icky Morning"},"content":{"rendered":"

I woke up feeling large and not very in-charge after my late-night poutine binge with at ye olde Foxes’ Den(ah, the ‘aftermath of joy’ rears its ugly head once again). <\/p>\n

Dressed myself in the dark, only later realizing I had put on a tomato red shirt under a chocolate brown sweater and now I look like a Second Cup employee. <\/p>\n

My tenant just called me to say that the heater in my condo has broken, and the building manager can’t fix it, so I’ll have to call someone in. Under warranty? I’m not sure.<\/p>\n

And the Executive Director of our workplace United Way campaign has informed me I can no longer continue avoiding the recognition letters I was supposed to write and hand out LAST MONTH. <\/p>\n

In avoidance of these disturbing, real and pressing issues, I have chosen to research the history of anthropomorphic rabbits. (Wow – my coping mechanisms *suck*) So far, it starts with Lewis Carroll’s White Rabbit in 1865 and continues on to today’s Blockbuster mascot, “Carl”. <\/p>\n

There will be a quiz later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I woke up feeling large and not very in-charge after my late-night poutine binge with at ye olde Foxes’ Den(ah, the ‘aftermath of joy’ rears its ugly head once again). Dressed myself in the dark, only later realizing I had put on a tomato red shirt under a chocolate brown sweater and now I look […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-605","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/605"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=605"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/605\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=605"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=605"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=605"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}