Dumb. Ass.<\/p>\n
That would be me. Found my wallet today at work. Sitting at my desk, looking all orange-coloured and plastic and smug. Called Citibank and TD to tell them I’m an idiot. *relief*<\/p>\n
In better news, Live Journal has a new boss in town. Uh-huh. She’s more of a reader than a poster, but that’s just fine. Please send a warm welcome to my friend Dumb. Ass. That would be me. Found my wallet today at work. Sitting at my desk, looking all orange-coloured and plastic and smug. Called Citibank and TD to tell them I’m an idiot. *relief* In better news, Live Journal has a new boss in town. Uh-huh. She’s pink, she’s furry, she’s a PINK! FURRY! COWGIRL! […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-619","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=619"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nShe’s pink, she’s furry, she’s a PINK! FURRY! COWGIRL!
\n(that sounds better in my head, with the Queen’s golden gaels chant cadence, than it looks when I type it out)<\/font><\/p>\n