{"id":658,"date":"2004-03-19T07:41:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-19T11:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/658"},"modified":"2004-03-19T07:41:00","modified_gmt":"2004-03-19T11:41:00","slug":"sleep-deprivation-cont","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/658","title":{"rendered":"Sleep Deprivation, con&#8217;t"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know what? The hell with Sleep. The hell I say! <\/p>\n<p>Sleep and I aren&#8217;t talking anymore. If I see Sleep walking down the street, I&#8217;m going to punch it in the face and ask for my sweater back <i>right there<\/i>, I don&#8217;t care HOW cold it is. <\/p>\n<p>See, I hate to admit it, but I still kind of love Sleep. Which is why I can&#8217;t be around it for too long; it reminds me of the healthy relationship we used to have. Back when we used to make time for one another, when Sleep was a priority in my life that I took time for every day. Our troubles started when I stopped coming home nights. I&#8217;d stay out late, and when I came in it might be hours (or never) until I found Sleep&#8217;s loving arms. I wouldn&#8217;t be surprised if Sleep had called <a href=\"http:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/sections\/GMA\/GoodMorningAmerica\/GMa011206Cheaters_show.html\">&#8216;Cheaters&#8217;<\/a>, and installed video surveillance in our bedroom. <\/p>\n<p>Yes, it&#8217;s a slightly sad tale, but frankly, I&#8217;ve got <a href=\"http:\/\/members.rogers.com\/justinvl\/\">better things<\/a> to do with my time. WAY better.<\/p>\n<p><font size=4>ALSO, NEW BUFFY STUFF @ the SNAIL<\/font><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.silversnail.com\/shop\/index.html\">The new 12&#8243; Sideshow Buffy and Angel dolls arrived at the store<\/a> this past weekend, and I forgot to post about it. Sorry! Buffy comes complete with axe, stake, red leather knee-length trench, black leather pants, and blond ponytail. They did a pretty decent job of getting Gellar&#8217;s nose right, too. Angel has a sword, all-black bloodsucking-fiend outfit, and patented Boreanaz knowing smirk.  They&#8217;re both $45.99CDN &#8211; shop or not, as you wish.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know what? The hell with Sleep. The hell I say! Sleep and I aren&#8217;t talking anymore. If I see Sleep walking down the street, I&#8217;m going to punch it in the face and ask for my sweater back right there, I don&#8217;t care HOW cold it is. See, I hate to admit it, but <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/658\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-658","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=658"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}