Damn! Roommate Andrew
\nWakes up first, sneaks in shower:
\nIt’s seven thirty<\/p>\n
The GOTrain cometh;
\nWhile water pours down on him,
\nMy armpits still reek<\/p>\n
Blue towel, bone dry
\nChafes my bum and time ticks by
\nDrip, drip… door opens<\/p>\n
Wash, brush, lenses, clothes
\nPull on flip-flops for the race:
\nSix minutes, three blocks<\/p>\n
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
\nLights flash, bars drop, brakes scream – train!
\nBless you, ten-ride pass<\/p>\n
Hold on a second –
\nWhere the hell are my house keys?
\nFuck, I hate rushing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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