{"id":700,"date":"2004-08-13T14:42:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-13T18:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/700"},"modified":"2004-08-13T14:42:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-13T18:42:00","slug":"losing-my-cookiesl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/700","title":{"rendered":"Losing my Coo'(kies\/l)"},"content":{"rendered":"

1) I just ate fish and chips for lunch, and am now anxiously looking at the clock every five minutes, wondering when my “full” feeling will abate and leave me with the terrible, gnawing hunger pangs that I’m so going to need to make it through all 6 courses (and wine pairings) of tonight’s swanky dinner without vomiting profusely a la Monty Python’s Mr. Creosote.
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2) I sort of flipped out on Justin when he called to tell me that Greg is putting up drywall in the bathroom today and as such, needs the heated towel rack I wanted installed NOW. What about a timeline? What about letting me know about that YESTERDAY?!?!<\/p>\n

Also, my tastes are depressingly expensive. My number one choice of towel rack (see below) costs over one thousand dollars. That’s $1000 for those of you who think I’ve suddenly lost the ability to type out numbers in long form. But it’s just SO DAMN PRETTY. I mean, look at it. Isn’t it the most beautiful towel rack you’ve ever seen in your LIFE?
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1) I just ate fish and chips for lunch, and am now anxiously looking at the clock every five minutes, wondering when my “full” feeling will abate and leave me with the terrible, gnawing hunger pangs that I’m so going to need to make it through all 6 courses (and wine pairings) of tonight’s swanky […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/700"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=700"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/700\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}